node up 411d /// mempool: 2 tx, 1 cat /// datacarriersize=0 /// fan: concerning /// peer=7 disconnected (smug) /// 1 tx filtered (contained a cat) /// basement door: closed /// coffee: cold /// opinion filter: maximum /// somebody unplugged something /// block found. wrong chain. rude. /// two cats now. there was one. /// today's special: UTXO /// the rack said help again /// lightbulb at 91% morale /// retarget ETA: eventually /// signaling closed at 2.53% /// BASEMENT 31°C

Below the shop.

The basement.

Downstairs from the mint. The node hums, the switches lie, the shell is wired to nothing.

        ____
       /    \            /\_/\
      | (o)(o) |        ( o.o )
      |   __   |         (   )
       \______/         (_)_(_)
      __|    |__
     /  |    |  \        /\_/\
    | . |    | . |      ( ._. )
    |___|____|___|       (   )
        |_||_|          (_)_(_)

A prop. It controls nothing. It cannot see a wallet, an order, or the real node.

shell attached to /dev/null

a shell over nothing. type help.

BASEMENT CONTROL PANEL

TEST BASEMENT AUDIO

the sound switch is off, so every key on this board is a mime.

paper slips

none yet. poke things. press things. attend things.

back upstairs mint one while you are down here